My morning: get out of bed, feed 2 cats, feed one dog, fill the kettle, set out 2 cups, walk dog, turn on 2 computers, wash hair, prepare my tea.

His morning: get up, splash water on face, shave.

Now...ALL of my things are done, completely finished, before he even finishes shaving. Oh, I can hear you saying: "well it takes time to shave." No. No it doesn't when you have a BEARD.

So what's wrong with this picture? Why can I do 8 to 10 things each morning BEFORE he even finishes splashing water on his face and shaving?